Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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