A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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snowglobe

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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