Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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