Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Your gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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