- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

Women's rights

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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