What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Albino African Americans

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

whats the stage after cancer? you die

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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