- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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