Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Anthony sucks

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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