- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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