- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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