- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what goes boo a sock

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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