- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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