- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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