What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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