What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

thomas!!!!

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

You know what's catchy? A cold

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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