Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

jibby jobby

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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