Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

I forgot what i was gonna say

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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