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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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