- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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