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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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