My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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