- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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