How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

G:nock nock B:come in!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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