- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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