Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Long joke Your such a downey

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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