It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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