I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

the WNBA

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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