- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Pianos.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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