Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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I'm so punny.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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