- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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