- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

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