- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Sir, your wife is dead

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Good job, son.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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