- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

I have a really funny joke.

What did the old man say? Im old

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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