There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Whats brown a sticky, shit

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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