- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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