- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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