- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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