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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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