What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Shea's sty....

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Who is John Galt?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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