What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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