"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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CAS

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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women's rights.

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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