A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Poop

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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