What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Your mother just died.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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knock knock come in !

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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