Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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