- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What do I hate? people

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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