Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Urban ghettos

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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