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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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