- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Justin with a hat.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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