- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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