- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

I just threw up..In my pants.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

9/11 my birthday

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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