- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What does water smell like? water.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

12 niqqa 12.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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