- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

I'm gay.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

A hill billy went fishing

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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