- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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