- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

No it doesnt..

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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