A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Go away still nothing to see

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What's a joke? Funny

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

2 black kids walk into school

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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