- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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