What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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