roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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the lemon was sweet.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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