- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Ham sandwich

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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