What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A mother had three kids: 1st kid- “Mom, why did you name me Daisy?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a daisy fell on your head.” 2nd kid- “Mommy, why did you name me Rose?” Mom- “Because when you were a baby a rose fell on your head.” 3rd kid- “Blahblahblahflismdjsk” *makes retarded noises* Mom- “SHUT UP BRICK!”

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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