A sober Irish individual.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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