A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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