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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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