- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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