- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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