- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

i am a dino. RAWR.

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