- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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