- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

i killed my family

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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