Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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