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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Moral

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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