How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Diarrhea

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Your mom.

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A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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