- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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