What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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