- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

irish man drinking john smiths

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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