- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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