Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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