- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

WOMENS RIGHTS

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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