Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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