- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Queens Park rangers

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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