A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Daniel is a fag

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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wenis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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