What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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