- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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