what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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