whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Women's Rights

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Guest what in the butt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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