- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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