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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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