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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Your momma so fat, she's fat

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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