A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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