- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Massie is a fatass

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

I enjoy Popcorn

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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