What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

hashtags suck balls

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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