How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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your no better than a cockroach

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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