- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Take part of what?

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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