- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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