What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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