- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

The Labour Party.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

fhfhfjjil;tyjgfkileg ryj ftrgndfhuiltyjgn

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??