I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Suck pussy

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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