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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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