Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

so...um, yeah

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Justin Bieber

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

hashtags suck balls

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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