why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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