- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

were at work systems r down

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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