- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

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