A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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