- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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